- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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