- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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