feminists.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Skrillex.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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woman's rights

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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You have friends

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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