Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

An Italian leaves the mofia

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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