- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

YOU

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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