Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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retard

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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