What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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