- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

U mad?

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Ben Affleck

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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