Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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