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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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