- Anti Joke

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.