- Anti Joke

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease