Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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The Female Orgasm

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A young baby died.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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