- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

That is so fetch

Cleveland winning something

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

c-? men, C-men

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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