- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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