- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

shut up kobe!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

homosexuals are gay

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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