Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

It's long!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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