- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

a pornstar comes early to a party

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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