what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

360 NO SCOPE

c-? men, C-men

That is so fetch

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Cleveland winning something

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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