What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

i died. new product by steve jobs

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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