Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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