What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

ecks! why zee?

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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