Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

shut up kobe!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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