- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

No, Trinidad.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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