- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin