What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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black people

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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