- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Penis.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

H o m o comes out as homo

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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