Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Cancer

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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