Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What does water smell like? water.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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