- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

the midget went to the midget store

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

whos district champs not JM

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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