A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

lewis ya baggy fuck

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Dislike this.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

feminists.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

cliché rebecca black joke.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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