- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

speech and debate.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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