- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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