Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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woman's rights

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A train poops its pants.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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