- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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