-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Where are you going Your house

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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