- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

hashtags suck balls

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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