What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

masturbating on a tarc bus

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's big and long? My dick.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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