What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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