- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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