roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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