- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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