- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

ask me if im a door yes

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

women sports....

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Cleveland winning something

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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