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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

YOU

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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