Good afternoon.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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