A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Good afternoon.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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