Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

You're a frog

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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