- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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