- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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