Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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when debbie meets downer

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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