why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Please? No.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Velcro. What a rip off.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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