My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Anti Joke

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