Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a black man? Black

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What's green and blue? yellow

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

im gey

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

this is not a drill.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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