What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Buzi vagy!

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Jellybeans

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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