- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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