Thats what she said

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what tall and looks like a jew?

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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