Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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The Female Orgasm

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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