- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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