- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Agent 47.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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