There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Coldpaly is a good band

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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