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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Charles Manson is innocent.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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