I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

womens rights

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Charles Manson is innocent.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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