- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??