what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Vaginal secretions

What's two plus two? Window

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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