your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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