just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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where is the world?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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