A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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AIDS

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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arena football

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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