- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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