A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A dyslexic blind man

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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