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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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