How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Nickleback.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

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