- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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