- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

what came first the chicken or the chips

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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