- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

No because your face is really f***** up.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

have safe sex

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Do you like apples? Yes

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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