What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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david poredos

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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